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Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area
Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser
by Fat Mano March 31, 2020
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hot Jared

When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.
by Frumpee September 3, 2022
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Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .
Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023
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jared wong

eh hes fine.. good at solitaire :/
by glassrook January 11, 2018
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Jared and natasha

Sexy Big dick white boi who's dating a Super sexy girl names natasha
Oh my God did you see that Jared and natasha
by Interaciallove April 28, 2022
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Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018
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Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy
by JoeMason April 28, 2017
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