A lemon. Refers to the long held belief that cars built in the US on a Friday were more likely to have problems, due to the UAW folks being drunker than they are on other days of the week.
by R0bbb February 29, 2008
A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.
Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010
Pink Friday is MORE THEN A DEFINITION ITS A LIFE STYLE AND A CULTURE. PINK FRIDAY IS EVERYDAY. Paint the world pink 💖
by pink friday 4ever September 05, 2019
a weekly holiday on Thursdays consisting of boos, boos, and more boos...starting off the weekend right.
by DeeBox April 18, 2006
Mayo Friday is the weekly celebration of Mayo Friday.
One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.
Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday
While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.
Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.
Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
One does not need to enjoy mayonnaise to enjoy Mayo Friday. The only prerequisite one must fulfill to participate in Mayo Friday is the enjoyment of Mayo Friday. Thus, Mayo Friday becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; because we celebrate Mayo Friday, there is a Mayo Friday for us to celebrate.
Acts of celebration of Mayo Friday may include but is not limited to the following:
Consuming healthy amounts of mayonnaise, on a sandwich or in a sauce, for example (if one's tastes permit)
Yelling "MAYOOOO FRIDAAAAY!" (often while doing a motion similar to "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!")
Posting on social media about Mayo Friday
Telling others about Mayo Friday
While Mayo Friday isn't in any way a religion or a cult, it does have a basis text (a "holy" text, so to speak). The words of the Hellman's Mayonnaise Nutrition Facts are the guiding principles of the Mayo Friday following.
Mayo Friday, in the end, is a celebration of hard work. It is a universal constant, for no matter how tough a week might be, there's always going to be a Mayo Friday at the end of it.
Some notable Mayo Fridays include:
Any Mayo Friday which lands on your birthday. This is known as a "Mayo Friday Your Nameday."
Visits to Mayo Clinic or any town/location named Mayo. This is known as a "pilgrimage."
Cinco de Mayo, especially that which occurs on May 5, 2023 (and in 7-year increments thereafter), a Friday.
"It's Ketchup Thursday. Damn."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."
"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"
"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"
"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
"Hey, don't worry. Tomorrow is Mayo Friday."
"Why are you in such a good mood?"
"Mayo Friday is in less than a week, man!"
"Hey, Jug. Your birthday is this Friday, right?"
"Yeah! It's Mayo Friday Jugday!"
"Welcome to Mayo, Kentucky."
"Finally. I'm home."
by Jugstream April 15, 2021
People who wander around their neighborhood looking for something to do on Friday nights. This could include a band, gang or group of friends. The group usually missions for food, climbs/mounts buildings, and infiltrates illegal areas.
Band Member 1 "Yo, what are the Friday Knights doin' tonight?"
Band Member 2 "Lets mount some shit. Lets break into the school"
Band Member 1 "Nah B. Lets mission throught the sewers"
Band Member 2 "Lets mount some shit. Lets break into the school"
Band Member 1 "Nah B. Lets mission throught the sewers"
by Charles D. 3 May 08, 2006
A large music festival event in safety harbor florida that happens every third friday of every month. witch can be either alot of fun if you are either older than 21 or younger than 10 but if your in between the only thing that happens their is fights drug/sex parties, drama and more general fagotry that you would expect from the kids of the local schools. i know this because ive witnessed people ive known all my life have drug parties and fight eachother all at the festival. The best time to go to third friday is december in my opinion, they really do a good job on the decorations for christmas. youl probably say F*ck third friday. but your still gonna go anyways.
by justplainoldme December 26, 2009