Intuitive banter

The act of instinctively flirting or speaking in a witty and teasing manner to a point that it comes natural; Only after the fact the user realizes that he or she is doing it with out even meaning too.

rockjockchef: its taco Tuesday at macs speedshop..thats where i will be later... if yr down to continue this intuitive banter that is where i will be

laughs9: wow pulling out the serious vocab now are we.

by chefmeetslaughs June 11, 2011

invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

Invite

When you see your two friends at the cafe and you know you didn't get an invite

Thanks for the invite, guys

by TFI-GUY June 8, 2018

penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.

guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.

by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009

Faith-based Initiative

An underfunded or unfunded initiative or program set forth by the current bush administration where the recipients would be better off praying for results than to expect them to come from the program.

The bush administration announced their new faith-based initiative, a health insurance program - where participants are to pray to God they don't get sick.

by Bo Dizzle September 16, 2008

Personal Invitation

When someone asks you to do something by incinuation you need a personal invitation sent to for you to do it.

Hey BOB, can you start making a pot of coffee for the board meeting? (15 min later no pot of coffee) Bob! do you need a personal invitation? go make the damn coffee!

by Bradley Jordan January 10, 2009

initiate

White Trash version of "and then she ate."

"My wife drank two beers, initiate three corn dogs."

by Ema Nymton April 11, 2003