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Internet

the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.
I logged on to the internet and got mind raped.
I talked to my friend on the internet.
I played a game on the internet.
by A.Dark.Closet July 6, 2011
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Internet Crusader

A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.
Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"

Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"

Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"
by Verifirs March 13, 2014
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Internet slut

A woman (or a man) who is sexually promiscuous by flirting and role-playing sexual situations with many strangers (or near strangers) online over the internet.
"That internet slut had cybersex with five different guys today."

"She (or he) is an internet slut because of all the role-playing sex she (or he) has had."
by Unspecified April 19, 2006
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Mad On The Internet

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.
People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.
by Fungusmonk July 25, 2011
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internet sarcasm

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.
by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009
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internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010
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The Internet

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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