shadow smoker

The opposite of a Social Smoker. A person who smokes by themselves. Generally Marijuana; but not limited to the latter. Tobacco products, herbals and other illicit substances like crack, methamphetamine, heroin as well as vap-pens can be used to Shadow Smoke. Shadow smoking is a way a user attempts to conserve his or her stash by limiting the people they use with or may entirely isolate themselves to use their drugs by their lonesome.

-Darius:"That nigga Tiberius looks like a mothafuckin' stoner, but I ain't never copped any cash from him for a bag and you know We ain't see em' at the creek or shed parties; Fucks' wrong with that nigga?"
-Thema:"Nigga would you shut the fuck up wichyo big ass mouth and shit. That lil' nigga Tiberius is on some other junt; mothafucka' betta swerve around me with his triflin' ass and stay in his own damn lane. He's probably a shadow smoker huh? He look like he ain't get no sun or pussy in months. Nigga need to get out and smoke a fuckin blunt on the corner with us sometime.
-Darius:"The fuck did you just get done smokin'? This oblong lookin punk ain't comin' near me and my stash. Nigga, I just picked up a fuckin' Oz. of some OG Kush last night and these buds is almost gone cuz I been smokin up too many of my trill niggas. Ain't got 'nuff danks to smoke up all of Downtown Minneapolis bitch! I'm out.
-Thelma:"Aye nigga where the fuck you goin' thought we was smokin' up?"
-Darius:"Bitch swerve! Get a fuckin' job insteada bein' a hoe and make yo ass some real paper; and quit smokin' up all of mine. I'm dippin' to the crib and turnin into a mothafuckin' Shadow smoker cuz it's hard times and a niggas always gotta have his buds before his bitches. And I'm damn sure I ain't kickin' it wichyo stupid ass no more, Deuces.

by Abominabledrfibes January 29, 2014

shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020

Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

Shadow blonde

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.

I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

by ElizabethDrowning BloodRunner May 20, 2014

Trump Shadow

When someone dextrously or magically uses the fingers of both hands and a lit candle in a dark room to form the silhouette of Donald J. Trump, as a metaphor to expose the unethical or shady acts of the ex-president behind the scenes.

The registration for the Trump Shadow Contest, scheduled to be held this Christmas, is now open to all, regardless of their faith or political affiliation.

by MathPlus July 12, 2021

Shadow Weaver

1. In the 2018 reboot, Shadow Weaver is a manipulating person who likes being in control and having power. Her former self also used to be Light Spinner and she taught Micah in She-ra and the Princesses of Power, the 2018 reboot version
2. Can also be used to describe someone dying/sacrificing themselves to save another
3. Also in the old version of She-ra, Shadow Weaver was an evil sorceress.

I think Lillith might do a Shadow Weaver
Shadow Weaver sucks
Why does Shadow Weaver in the old reboot wear a cloak

by ThatOneWeirdo11 June 28, 2021

Stealing Shadows

A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally

HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?

by Aquanite1 June 15, 2016