barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

Darn Barn

The perfect reaction for a girl to send when a guy hits her up for nudes and she doesn't want to send and doesn't have the patience for him tonight.

Guy: Dude I hit Marissa up last night for pics
Other Guy: Oh shit dude did she send?
Guy: Na, she darn barned me

by Lotusflower5 June 8, 2018

Christian Barn Dance

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

by Online Fan March 27, 2015

James Buchanan Barnes

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

Muck her barn

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.

After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn

by J. Kloos December 4, 2013