Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.

Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift

by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

by French immagrint March 24, 2021

sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

sack rat

One who loves to sleep .
For example, He is a sack rat soldier, don't send him on a night task. 👀

I'm a big sack rat, I cant set up postpone my sleep 💤

by Surgoen to be✌ March 10, 2015

shwety sacks

when you have a sweat sack

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class

by sebstud July 9, 2011