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Ian

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A total ass fagot that has a small penis. A total creep that smells people hair during work.Or that asshole that said no i didnt steal your pencil but actualy did then you get fired
" Ian yor a total asshole thate sucked your mom last night"
by The pussy smasher November 1, 2017
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Is a total asshole, never stops talking and always wants to fight, but he knows he will lose he will try to fight you just to piss you off.
That Ian over there is about to get his ass kicked by them two bodybuilders
by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016
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A large peasant in a kingdom who Carrys around a large Jew nose.
Look over there at the ian begging for food on the streets.
by Big red fluffy bird March 23, 2017
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by Ewyuhuglyfuck November 30, 2019
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Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?

Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
by MTL1337 April 25, 2010
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Ian is sweet at times , and funny to talk too, but at times he can be mean but it’s only cuz he cares
Have u that guy he’s just like ian
by 🏀💗 January 29, 2018
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noun: a very sexy thing
He's such an ian.
by me.myself.and.I December 14, 2010
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