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Wind Tunnel

When a homosexual man's anus is stretched out to the extent that even the biggest fart doesnt make any noise.
Dude, Kyle is such a fag, I bet he has a "Wind Tunnel".
by JJJCCC July 12, 2010
mugGet the Wind Tunnelmug.

Rape Tunnel

When you are playing Modern Warfare 2 and you get cornered in Favela by a guy with a riot shield, teammate or otherwise.

When someone asks you to come to their youthgroup and you dont want to because you are atheist and cant get out of it.
tim: what the Fuck??!!?!?!

Joe: what?

Tim: i just got Rape Tunneled by this fooligan and i cant get by!!! im leaving the lobby.

Sara: hey john! you wanna come to my youthgroup? its fun!

John: oh shit... uh i gotta... uh... damnit fine. where is it?
mugGet the Rape Tunnelmug.

Stroker-tunnel

Guys usually use this "name" to give a buddy a hard time. Insinuating that their buddy strokes them self a lot.

It is when someone strokes them self so much they may get Carpal Tunnel. Hence the name "Stroker-tunnel".
What's up? Stroker-tunnel!
by Mike B - San Jose March 2, 2005
mugGet the Stroker-tunnelmug.

Wind Tunnel

When someones microphone is of poor quality and produces a horrid sound to the ears that can cause deafness and loss of ability to hear in hd
Dude are you sure you got a new mic, you're wind tunneling
by TheHipster July 18, 2016
mugGet the Wind Tunnelmug.

Tunnel-buddy

When two gay men share a chronic addiction to anal fornication. Habituation of anal sex will eventually scar one's anus, marking one as a permanent "Tunnel-buddy."
"Oi, faggot, I heard you were officially labeled as a Tunnel-buddy by Anderson Cooper."
by xingm8y May 5, 2014
mugGet the Tunnel-buddymug.

tunnel inspector

One who is an inspector of assholes. An anus inspector, digging into ones anus.
Looking in his deep dark tunnel, I couldn't wait to inspect his tunnel with my hard cock, and become a master tunnel inspector!
by Johnny Union August 21, 2016
mugGet the tunnel inspectormug.

tunnel cake

The fresh human defication created for eating pleasure.
Yeah, hold on a minute boss. I am making you a tunnel cake
by johnnydydoes December 6, 2010
mugGet the tunnel cakemug.

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