Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

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Man that Hypocrite told us that the work was due on Wednesday

by IsayboiIfyouDont May 21, 2020

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The kind of person who calls other people homewrecker while trying to put them on the street would be as much of a hypocrite as anybody else (despite never seeing it that way).

The girl liked to call people names thinking they were easy targets, but didn't know that they could see her for what she was too (a hypocrite just like everyone else).

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

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