hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 06, 2023

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Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 22, 2018

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Mishap Husband

A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.

Neil soon turned into Ananya’s “MISHAP HUSBAND”

by biyatch November 30, 2021

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Aadish's Husband

Avg sociopath aka lamb aka lambda aka Sarthak is the beautiful and smart husband of the beautiful and smart Aadish. They both love each other and will die happily together

Aadish and Aadish's Husband look so good together omg perfect couple

by TheDeontologicalPluralist April 14, 2022

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