That bitch just twat-humped you!
by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011
Get the twat-humpedmug. A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.
If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 4, 2022
Get the Wet Humpingmug. by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
Get the happy humpingmug. Sitting on the hump. Phrase •
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
by Dakota38 September 18, 2017
Get the sitting on the humpmug. When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017
Get the Hump and Hoofmug. (v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.
Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!
Person 2: Fuck off!
by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
Get the Forrest Humpmug. When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012
Get the slump humpmug.