drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.

by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.

Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 4, 2022

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).

Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.

by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012