Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad

Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.

by MoistContribution February 1, 2022

tasty horse

the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.

"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"

by ashley1234567 December 9, 2021

Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.

That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.

by bhffs January 7, 2011

Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.

That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!

by NerpNRP February 6, 2022

horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.

I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick

by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015

Pommel Horse

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.

Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.

by Feral Man September 6, 2014