hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
by Rogue6 June 15, 2013
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hog knob

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!
by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018
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Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 January 21, 2012
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Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.
I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside
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Sludge Hog

Girls that wear cowgirl boots with short shorts, sleep with different guys every weekend, and are "country" by going to tractor/truck pulls. Also known as mud cricket or swamp rat.
Hey man, look at her all over him, she was just with his bestfriend last week, what a sludge hog.
by Slugehogwannabe69 June 11, 2017
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slam hog

A slam hog is a larger than average woman that a male decides to take down simply because she is present, has a heartbeat, and is currently spreading her legs. Often the next morning said male will claim that he was "taking one for the team" when in actuality he was simply trying to get his rocks off. He will then swear his friends to secrecy.
Goddam Patrick! There was no need to hit that slam hog last night ... we're on Ratio Island - there are hotties everywhere!
by Beekeeper November 27, 2007
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Face Hogged

dude you so got face hogged at that party last night.
by baby turtle & tonka :) January 25, 2011
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