St.Helen's 

The ultimate trap-house located in north-west London. The only private school you will find with nos canisters in the bushes.

person 1:"Hey gurl you thinking of going to St.Helen's sixth form"
person 2: "Yeah gurl Reading festival pt.2"

St.Helen's by onedaytingies October 13, 2019

The Helen Keller 

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller

Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!

The Helen Keller by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010

The Helen Keller 

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

The Helen Keller by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? 

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

Dirty helen 

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

Dirty helen by Corren Horn June 16, 2021

doing a helen

pissing in a stairwell

"she got so drunk she stood in the stairwell and peed down her trousers"

doing a helen by Caiite June 6, 2005

Ya Big Helen 

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."

Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."

Ya Big Helen by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 21, 2006