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homeless handjob

When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.
by Whore that is free February 28, 2009
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malaysian handjob

When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.
Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob
by p00nsailor November 22, 2014
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handjob

When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.

What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.

Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
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handjob

Is female hand that up and down on man's penis
hetero handjob is erotic act that give pure pleasure!!
by hj.fan May 13, 2005
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half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.
The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.
by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008
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Hanukkah n00b

A new player of a FPS, RTS, or any other type of game, who specifically gets their game on Hanukkah. The player will have a disadvantage to the older players of the game, which gives the older players an easier time leveling up since there will be a "huge" wave of new players.
"Look at all those Hanukkah n00bs!"
by realnatedogg911 December 27, 2011
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hanukbro

Is a New Zealand combination where you replace the end of a word with 'uk' and bro. Bro is optional.
Can be combined with multiple names such as Bradley for example; Bradluk. Used as an introduction/greeting or nickname.
Chur hanukbro "hanuk-bro", or: (Bradley) Chur Bradluk.
by Swagga Jagga August 8, 2012
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