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malaysian handjob

When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.

Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob

by p00nsailor November 22, 2014