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Chris Hansen

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".
Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.
by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009
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hannele

Type of girl who seems old even when is not. Maybe funny but nobody knows because she is so quiet.
Hannele is ill today.
She is called Hannele.
by Arttu p. October 5, 2017
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chris hansen

"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009
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hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.
Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!
by sweetfingers May 4, 2010
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Hangela

n. a obnoxious person..that possesses traits of both Angela C. and Hannah S.! If you come across a Hangela run for your life...they are very annoying..in fact the annoyingness is DEADLY!
adj. a word to describe a very annoying and obnoxious wannabe.
1. Look out its a HANGELA!
2. Oh no HANGELA is coming.
3. She is such a HANGELA!
4. God you cant more HANGELA then that.
by Laurizzle February 25, 2004
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Hannelene

Origin: South-Africa
An absolutely amazing girl. Sensitive and emotional. Absolutely crazy and fun in a good way. Has dreamy eyes and the cutest face. Feels jealous even though she doesn't need to, as she is absolutely breathtaking. Is loved by all her friends and family. Her beauty is unmatched by any other, even though she doesn't know it. She is the cutest noodle ever.
Hannelene is a noodle; she is absolutely crazy.
by Eniac Nohj September 18, 2012
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Josh Hansen

This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen
by Strong Believer January 6, 2013
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