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hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.
by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007
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hallelujah on toast

i've finished all my coursework, hallelujah on toast!
by hannahhhhhhh June 11, 2007
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Halle

Halle is a hater and she is only cool because she plays soccer.
Halle is a hater -Potato Jesus
by kaylajaymore December 18, 2019
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Owen Haller

You can't get me, Fyska!
Some Fyska can't stalk :p
by Voyager I February 24, 2005
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Halle Berry

A girl who has short hair and think she fine like a muh, when everybody else know she aint. She be checkin herself out in the mirror and puttin on makeup tryin to get with all the niggas in the club. Also, she always be takin your Nilla Wafers and not tellin you bout it.
"Yo nigga you got any Nilla Wafers up in this bitch?"

"Na fool, that Halle Berry ass bitch that I got livin with me snatched them up. A nigga cant even eat his wafers without them Halle Berry hos stealin em."

"she fine den a bitch AY!, ass n her tits AY, thick in da hips erry nigga wanna call her Halle Berryyyy, Halle Berry"
-Some Shitty Rapping Black kid
by b Kneezy May 10, 2009
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Hallee

The most uneducated Asian ever, who does not know the meaning of white on rice. She also a maid who enjoys long walks on the beach with men named Norm.
'Did you see that uneducated Asian?" "Yea, she was a total Hallee"
by I am your dad. February 27, 2011
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Van Halen

Quasi-metal band that started the late 70s, featuring the 'virtuoso' guitar player, Eddie Van Halen and frontman/clown David Lee Roth. Some of their early songs (Running with the Devil, Jamie's Cryin') are listenable to most people, but over the long haul, their juvenile themed songs get old. The guitar wanking gets even older.

They developed huge following of high school loser guys who dreamed of being guitar wankers themselves, often playing air guitar in their bedrooms on weekend nights instead of getting out of the house and interacting with human beings. Said fans were disillusioned in the mid-80s when the clown left the circus and Sammy Haggar, an even worse singer, joined. His forte prior to joining Van Halen was recording juvenile themed songs like "I Can't Drive 55" and "Trans Am", obviously something that loser high school kids would latch onto. The closest these loser kids will get to being actual guitar wankers themselves is developing throat cancer and arthritic hips as Eddie Van Halen did in the late 90s. Possible sightings in the future might be a Roth-Van Halen reunion at the Naperville town carnival in 2007.
High school loser, circa 1979 - "Van Halen rocks, man!"
Same loser, circa 2006 - "Put your stretch pants on, honey, and bring *cough cough* me my smokes, we're going *cough cough* to the carnival and see Van Halen. *hack cough hack* And can we stop *cough cough* by your sisters house to borrow some money for beer? *wheez*
by Oh Welles September 13, 2006
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