The Holiday Season

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry

by ninjacow December 25, 2010

Mexican holiday

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011

Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

holiday distress syndrome

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays

Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey

by nikey May 1, 2009

Holiday Vandalism

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .

Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.

by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009

holidayophobia

a fear of holidays of any sort. This includes christmas and/or hanukkah, kwanzaa, ramadan, etc. Basically any holiday involving family time with relatives outside the immediate family, cheesy music related to said holiday, excessive pointless traditions, or cleaning the house for guests you don't actually enjoy spending 'quality' time with. Symptoms include: going out of one's way to avoid unenjoyable activities, awkward or emotion filled conversations, and head aches, excessive sleep, and hypochondria.

"Whoa, your dad has baaaad holidayophobia."

"Do you really have the swine flu? Or is it just your holidayophobia acting up?"

by creation of bliss December 26, 2009

Halicameltosis

Stank Breath resulting from Cootsmooching a Stank Beave.

When Jordan got back from his girlfriend's house he asked if I had a piece of gum that he could have. I could smell his halicameltosis from across the room so I gave him the whole pack.

by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010