Being fucked on Facebook by a fake account; fake account meaning that someone else, usually a fat fob, is behind the account (using stolen pictures of someone else, who is usually attractive).
The term originated from Haroon Khan, a fat kid who was unable to get the time of day from a girl named Malaika whom he met over Facebook and made him horny. He then went on to make another account with the picture of someone else, and started having Facebook sex with her, ie. Jacking off while having dirty conversations in Facebook chat.
The term originated from Haroon Khan, a fat kid who was unable to get the time of day from a girl named Malaika whom he met over Facebook and made him horny. He then went on to make another account with the picture of someone else, and started having Facebook sex with her, ie. Jacking off while having dirty conversations in Facebook chat.
You just got haroon'd, Malaika!
That muscular guy you were talking dirty with over Facebook wasn't who you thought it was ... you got haroon'd, Eman!
That muscular guy you were talking dirty with over Facebook wasn't who you thought it was ... you got haroon'd, Eman!
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by skela sore May 24, 2021
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There comes the Muhammad haroon yaseen sheikh yabuti! Let's get some head and watch him shake his booty boys. He also gets a boner if you slap him.
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It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.
The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.
Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!
Coming 2010!
It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.
The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.
Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!
Coming 2010!
In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.
by Holden M February 6, 2009
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It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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