He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

he heE

what michael jackson says.

michael jackson "he heE"

by hoe2 April 14, 2019

hui he

term used to describing someone absolutely beautiful

i get lost in your eyes, you are so hui he!

by hui he July 29, 2008

ANQI IS HE

anqi is he, is a term meaning anqi is the male gender

anqi is he is male

by German Troop April 16, 2021

he wolf

The twin of a she wolf. Leads the pack and gets annoyed when others dispute. Whenever the he wolf disputes he always resolves it no matter what. He wolf is a great friend and always looks after its pack mates. Can be found with blue ears and white and grey fur.

Hey there he wolf! How is your twin today?

by ThePwnageinator June 20, 2014

He-Candy

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!

"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

ANQI IS HE

this is a phrase meaning the person is of the male gender

jhon is ANQI IS HE

by German Troop April 16, 2021