Hank

Small man Very mean and goes to a school in renton!

Gosh your such a Hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

hanks

A basic self centred person who cares about nothing but himself. He will do anything in order to prove he is the best and will only consider a few people to be friends

He is such so confident in winning the game without help. He is such a hanks

by Hanksebla November 24, 2021

Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!

OMG i wish i was a hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe

"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021