guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
by The Dick Avenger March 15, 2015
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guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.
Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.
by Mel Brobank July 13, 2019
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blue guilt

When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.
I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.
by The Anti Blue Falcon May 31, 2020
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When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 23, 2009
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Guilt Trip Sex

When you guilt trip a girl who broke your heart into having revenge sex with you.
Guilt Trip Sex works 100% of the time, you heard about Veiga he bang that blonde girl with his 12 inch schlong .
by HorseSlayer17 November 04, 2015
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Guilt Stilts

The clear lucite heels a dancer annoyingly smashes together in front of your face or upon the stage floor.
Damn, that girl is really workin' the guilt stilts tonight.
by Fist Dixon June 11, 2017
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Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.
John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.
by Rasengan2theface April 07, 2012
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