Dick Gremlin

A homosexual individual who's being lesser than a human being by silently causing trouble by agreeing with other trouble makers and even non chalantly doing minor things they know will cause a giant fuss even a fist fight.
That little dick gremlin is always going behind peoples back and talking smack to get others angry with someone they already don't like regardless if it is true or not then proceeds to be their little silent toadie that sits back and watches the chaos unfold as if they did nothing to cause the problem let alone instigate it.
by Dr.Infernus April 13, 2024
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Wall Gremlin

An amazing bitch who practically lives on a wall.
Almost always found in a country.

Rarely in space
My friend is in fact a wall Gremlin
by WhereIsWillToLive March 07, 2022
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unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.
Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.
by America's last hope. July 03, 2017
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Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.
by homebrewneuralyzer October 02, 2020
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Joy Gremlin

A person who exudes aggressive chaotic good energy.

A joy gremlin would scheme and plot, to delight others and bring joy.

Those that do now know the gremlin, could misunderstand it's gremlin-like glee over the impending happiness it is planning to bring others.

The vibe of a joy gremlin is someone who so happy about the happiness they're about to inflict on others, that they may cackle and fidget. Mayhaps even laugh to themselves like some 2-bit villain.

Joy gremlins don't need to be in the spotlight of being "a giver" but if the spotlight is turned on them, who knows how they will react. Abashed and shy, or "HAHA! I GOT YOU! YOU'RE SMILIIIIIING!!!".

Bringing smiles about is their thing.
"...is just a joy gremlin. That's why they're cackling and fingertenting like Mr. Burns or something."
by Goosebian February 01, 2024
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Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
by Carlos the beast April 05, 2024
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Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.
Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.
by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014
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