Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.
*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005
Someone who works at Target overnight and often has things put on their automobile.(I.E. Trash, Fish, Sticks, et cetera.)
by Ben Saylor April 07, 2005
My Family- take for granted
by Master Basser April 24, 2006
by David Richardson March 23, 2005
If your a girl you want to fuck him. If your a guy you wish you were him. He's smart, sexy, and a little cocky.. but you like that because it makes u a little horny even though you wont admit it.
by ao; n8e February 09, 2010
Jonathan Grant High also known as the best school in Spanish Town. Where the girls are classified as Spain twn nuns is one of the most strictest school in Jamaica.
by jfgke January 02, 2023
The goat of the nba who plays basketball for the Boston celtics he averages a little bit more than 7 points.He will probably win 10 nba championships in his career
by Celtics12fan February 23, 2022