graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.

"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."

by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013

Graham

Small tiny white guy also know as little tik tak man.
Usually hides in small holes in garden to hide from dean & his little bigger brother.
#gayhem

Graham

by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024

Graham

Almost always white, mostly chill other than the casual racism exerted. Supporter of racism and/or in KKK groups. NeoNazi

Bro stop being so racist your acting like Graham

by Eheusijd April 12, 2021

Justin Graham

Justin is usually a black guy that loves sport or is a bad gamer.Justin normally likes a girl that's called Charlie or Billie.Justins like annoying people and they are obsessed with giraffes.

Ew is that a *Justin Graham*

by Tobzter December 14, 2019

Graham

A Graham is the funniest guy in the world. On the outside he can be this tough but funny and on the inside he is a big softy. The minute you meet him you fall in love with his beautiful hair and big muscles. He’s one of the best people you will ever meet and you would be an idiot to give him up.

Graham stop joking around we are trying to be serious but secretly keep doing it it’s hilarious.

by Tiger Shark 27 November 14, 2021

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Graham

A Graham, a kill the mood at any party Pokémon. This Pokémon is bold virgin who’s social awkwardness gives of ted buddy vibes.

Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.

The Graham Pokémon

by Gary the Pokémon slayer July 9, 2022