gomere

noun. spoken with a french accent. possible meanings. boner, or balls.

A: hey D'Arcy, what time is it?
B: in french accent do you mind woman? i'm tryin' to keep ma gomere!

by D'Arcy March 19, 2004

Gomerfuck

When one is told they're acting like a gomer, but continue to act like one.

Wow, Lindsay wont stop being a major Gomerfuck .

by Dylan O. February 21, 2008

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

gome

A low-level grunt who does the shitwork that nobody else wants to or is willing to do. Usually used in the technical field in reference to data entry.

Ted said they'd need to get a couple of gomes in to finish up the TPS reports.

by epoxybrain June 9, 2005

Gomer

A large "Pyle" of shit.

" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".

by mavros April 26, 2006

Gomer

A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.

"That police officer is a Gomer"

by phil247 November 5, 2011

gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003