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The Germ Freak

The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.
I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm going to give her the germ freak.
by Faulkinbizzle April 29, 2009
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German

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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germ

1. usually offensive; see usage example below : a white person of Germanic descent

2. usually offensive; see usage example below : a member of any light-skinned race of Germanic ethnicity

3. : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons that pertain to a Germanic country or background
Example 1: Germs love to have incest, do drugs, be dirty, and steal.

Example 2: Why do majority of germs have cancer? Because their fucking dirty germs, it's in their nature to be cancerous.
by Fulano de Tal May 6, 2013
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german manicure

When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.
After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".
by Jordan G & Vincent C June 9, 2008
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Geomuggle

A non-geocacher. Based on "Muggle" from the Harry Potter series, which is a nonmagical person. Usually this term is used after a non geocacher looks puzzled at a geocacher making circles with their GPS receiver, or when a non-geocacher accidentally finds a cache. Geomuggles are mostly harmless.
Short version: Muggle
A lot of geomuggles around the cache in summer - use your stealth abilities
by outlive December 18, 2006
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German-American

1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States
A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.
by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004
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The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!
"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"
by The Fister October 4, 2004
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