Gage Ortiz

great friend but is an asshole in his own way he fucks with you in a funny way but will always be there for you great guy pussy magnet and overall a good friend keep him if you find him

1 gage ortiz is awesome

by Gage ortiz January 6, 2020

Gage

A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.

Gages Dick is so big that I thought it was his leg

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Gage

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league

Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass

by Gage Cormier November 6, 2020

Gage

A fat little cum fucker who always ruins your day no matter what. He is fat, short and ugly and always has a way to piss you off.

I just want to kick the shit out of gage he is so annoying.

by Riz0525 February 2, 2020

Gage

Gage is a man born with no knees

They boy Gage has no knees he's such a loser

by GrandDragonMan July 17, 2022

Gage

Gage is the name of a perfect husband. He cute, sexy, smart, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, makes you happy and you just cannot live without him. He would never be the one to breakup with you or cheat on you. He would never say anything rude to you, and he doesn’t like to joke around (i think). I LOVE YOU GAGE

Gage I love you so much

by Gage’s wife ❤️ (princess) December 4, 2021

A Gage

NOT being a snitch, rat or bitch. BUT
Being solid as fuck no matter what happens to you. And making life great for everyone in his presence. A Gage is funny kind and a loyal person.

**When some punk ass bitch shoots you out of jealous, but you don't snitch on him. It's called pulling a Gage! It's the most badass loyal thing you can do!
**When you ride dirty, get pulled over and your homie doesn't rat you out it's called Pulling A Gage!!! And it's a great thing to do!

by TOOELE435 September 17, 2022