giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.

ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

Giraffe in the room

The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.

Dewey Cox was the only one that wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021