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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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un-fucking-believable

When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief.
"Did you bang that chick?"
"yeah, It was un-fucking-believable!"
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005
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freezing fucking cold

by coldperson November 6, 2013
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Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"
by eshady08m March 31, 2009
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fucking incredible

by MrThompson April 16, 2009
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fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
by Time Devourer December 19, 2007
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UGG FUCKING

1: when you are fucking a girl that is somehow still wearing Ugg boots and immidiately upon climax you remove her boot such as to ejaculate into its fluffy woolen interior.

2: when at a party to search out an Ugg boot at which point you masturbate into said boot.
1: you should have been at that party, ricky ugg fucked the shit out ofthat girl.

2: that was ugg fucking good.
by Beaster, Sambo and Jmase January 21, 2008
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