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fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
by Time Devourer December 19, 2007
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UGG FUCKING

1: when you are fucking a girl that is somehow still wearing Ugg boots and immidiately upon climax you remove her boot such as to ejaculate into its fluffy woolen interior.

2: when at a party to search out an Ugg boot at which point you masturbate into said boot.
1: you should have been at that party, ricky ugg fucked the shit out ofthat girl.

2: that was ugg fucking good.
by Beaster, Sambo and Jmase January 21, 2008
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mother fucking cock sucker

1- A cock sucking man or woman who fucks a mother of some kind.
2- a name used by people who are mad at some other mother fucking cock sucker.
You are a mother fucking cock sucker. Why did you fuck my mother?
by shithole May 12, 2003
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Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
by thinknic November 1, 2008
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my fucking life

The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else
by Dumbass MHA fan 69 March 11, 2021
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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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fucking

the most versatile of versatile words in the English language. Can be incorporated into about any sentence at least once
Can you get some fucking milk from the fucking store, you fucking bitch?

This is the nastiest fucking pizza I've ever fucking eaten.

This fucking homework can go suck a fucking cock.

Do I need to say any fucking more?
by Annored April 9, 2015
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