Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018

Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca April 04, 2018

Friends

Friends, a fictional term used by people who are lonely and wish to hide it :)

Girl 1 : I have so any friends

Girl 2: what are those ?

by ThayDeppressedFish January 16, 2020

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

FRIENDS

a popular tv show in the 90's and early 2000's and also what i don't have

Jeremy:"yo, how many friends you got?"
me:"Fuck you Jeremy!!"

by Pussy sniper 705 May 07, 2021

Friends

Friends are the people who will have your back no matter what. Never give up these people. They usually go by Mars, Ophelia, Bre, or Briana.

Damn Mars and Briana are real friends.

by Yeetuseatus December 27, 2019

friends

something you don’t have

friends? what are they?

by i have no friends lol November 11, 2019