February 28th

National slap your friend day

Emma should watch out February 28th

by Babycarrots12 February 19, 2021

February 14

The most beautiful girl in the world is born

Her: I was born on February 14th

Him: oh really ? that’s why your so cute

by ispeakfactsnotfalse April 11, 2021

February 2nd

When BEAUTIFUL,SMART,BOSSY people are born
Also hug our crush day.

You:Give me a hug
Crush:No

You: But it’s February 2nd
Crush:Ok then.

by BUGGIE200000 January 19, 2022

Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009

February 26

national touch ur homie day!!

yo it’s February 26
you know what that means!!

by xnevercanbelievelikeherx October 16, 2019

February 16

National prank your sibling day - prank you siblings all day and can't get in trouble

Mom: did you just smash your brothers face in pie

Me: yea, its February 16 national prank you sibling day.

by Coochi mann November 3, 2020

February 16th

The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...

Also give them the dick

February 16th: someone’s bday

Person: hey honey you know what week it is

Person 2: no what is it?

Person: it’s my birthday bitch

Person 2:when do you want your duck then?

by DickdaddyGC January 5, 2021