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Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales
I am dying of sale cancer
by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sale cancermug.

weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
mugGet the weekly sales flyersmug.

riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
mugGet the riot salemug.

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Ikea Salemug.

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
mugGet the Sales & Marketing Directormug.

Saled

(v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings
I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”
by cabin 8! July 27, 2021
mugGet the Saledmug.

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