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bull in a china shop

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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The Great Wall of China

A group of 3 or more Eastern Asians walking side-by-side at minimal speed down the sidewalk leaving absolutely no space to get around them. Most commonly ocurring at Ivy league schools and cities with high populations of Eastern Asian students.
Professor: "Why were you over 15 minutes late to class today?"
Student: "Well, I would have been on time if it weren't for all those asians paying tribute to the Great Wall of China on the sidewalks."
Professor: "If the mongolians could get past it, so can you"
by pgmoon4 August 27, 2013
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A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.
John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.
by Grace ! March 28, 2010
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China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011
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Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.
by Donduckglasgowrangers November 19, 2011
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China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points
Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test
by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020
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No China Syndrome

You know those shitty little ornaments you buy your least favourite aunties and uncles for xmas? Chances are they say "Made in China" on the base. The thing is, China is well known for churning out endless amounts of crap that nobody gives a monkey about.

So there you have it. No China Syndrome = No Bullshit
Guy 1: Justin Bieber is the greatest singer of all time
Guy 2: Dude, No China Syndrome hahaha
Guy 1: No really, he's so mega talented and I'm like his biggest Bielieber
Guy 2: Go die, prick
by Rule 106 January 22, 2011
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