porky bread flaps

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

by Phallax February 27, 2005

Calgary Flames

An Alberta hockey team full of self imporant douchebags that jump the queue for flu shots ahead of those that may really need them.

"Did you see that disgraceful bunch of fags play last night?"

Yeah that was the "Calgary Flames. They are truly a bunch of queers."

by Fancy gentleman 23 November 5, 2009

Flamper

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!

by Alex P. Smith January 15, 2009

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

by *Crumpet* June 23, 2007

Flames of Fury

A HOT Clan, Also called BABES of FURY

Omg he is so hot, I bet he is in Flames of Fury

by Kwark January 11, 2009

pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

by johoe March 4, 2009