Fart

There are many different types

The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.

The Fake: A toot that has no odor.

Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.

Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.

Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.

Whether a fart or a toot
It's never mute

by Shazamalam November 21, 2013

Fart

Pee pee poo poo OOOOH

pee pee poo poo OOOOH
Amogus:amogus fart
me:GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 26, 2021

fart

1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.

2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.

Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted

2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again

by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 8, 2014

fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

by HARASSS November 23, 2010

fart

A person who just lingers around a group of friends, and is virtually unwanted.

Omg I hate molly, she's such a fart

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014