D.K.F.M.

Abbrevation for "Det Klikker For Meg", which means something like "I am snapping" or "I can`t take it" in norwegian. Normally used in a stressfull situation.

"D.K.F.M. I can`t stand my roomate"

by André(28) April 21, 2006

F.O.R.D.

fucked over rebuilt dodge

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

f.o.r.d

Fucking Out Right Dangerous.
Fix or Repair Daily.

The f.o.r.d company should make this thier slogan becasue it's true.

by Juanna August 4, 2007

F.O.R.D.

Ford Only Represents Death

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

D.E.F.

(noun)
See also davefeldman it will bring you to the right place

Look over there at that D.E.F.

by 405Stinky May 4, 2005

D double F

When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.

"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."

by Big Blue Bear June 5, 2009

G.D.M.F.S.O.B

god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch

she called me a gdmfsob!

by lerryn August 27, 2005