Ethan

Kind helpful person loves to game, and is obsessed and girls want to date him even competing

Ethan is so cute and sporty

by mr pickle 21 May 5, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.

Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!

by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022

Ethan

A respectable person who is often nicer. He will always be a good friend, a best friend. He is a gentle giant. He loves you in the friend way and understands ur personal needs without you having to talk about it. He has been through a lot but understands that he cant change his past and focuses on his future. He doesnt need a lot and will often focus on you more than himself.

Ethan is such a good friend

by thatonehorseguy September 26, 2023

ethan

pulls zero girls

ethan is the type of kid to pull zero girls

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

A muscular douche who strikes out with girls. He typically sits on his ass all day and eats jerkey

Come on man don't be an Ethan

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

Ethan

a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him

wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.

dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that

by Funfunperson September 2, 2017