Im going to fuck ethan
by charlie939494 October 16, 2019
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a headstrong, stubborn, but downright amazing person. He is athletic, and competitive. Ethan will do anything and everything for his family, and the people he cares about. He may act as if he doesn’t care, but he does. Ethan doesn’t like to show his emotions. If he shares his life with you, know that you’re special and probably the only one that knows the things he tells you. His hugs make you feel as if nothing could ever go wrong, and his kisses make you feel as if you’re walking on air. He doesn’t always know the right words to say, but he is always there for you and he has the most amazing heart. Ethans are great friends, amazing family members, and outstanding boyfriends. If you have one in you’re life don’t let them go.
by jennifer:) September 28, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A sexy guy that loves his cock and is very funny and you should be friends with him because he will make you laugh
by Basic Human Being October 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Come on man don't be an Ethan
by Reece wood July 8, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️
Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
by unconditionaldolanz January 28, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.