iPod Envy

Does and doesn't exist.

1.)It does because people who wants an iPod would drool over someone elses iPod, not knowing that there are better mp3 player out there in this world.

2.)Doesn't exist beacuse people who are smart would know that there are other mp3 players that are cheaper and better than an iPod/Nano. See bullshit

1.)
Some Person: *drrols over someone's iPod*
Me: There are better and cheaper players out there you know.

2.)
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Me: No, you shut the fuck up you iSheep. Realize that there are other mp3 players out there which are better than your iPod.
Boy: OK
Me: Uggggh, iSheep....

by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

Color envy

The act of being jealous of someone else's skin color

Dark skinned blacks are jealous of light skinned blacks because they have color envy.

by Black Fascist Hater February 11, 2013

Womb Envy

when a man is jealous of being able to have a baby

harry styles has womb envy

by iskdndn February 18, 2015

snuggie envy

A term that snuggie wearers use to try and justify thier use of a snuggie.

"Bryan, your gay for wearing a snuggie."
"No, you just have snuggie envy."

by J-trains January 21, 2010

Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome

Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"

by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014

Ovary Envy

the opposite of the psychological term penis envy.
its when men get a moody time of the month as if they were on their periods. aka ovary envy.

girl 1: omg why is james so moody this week
girl 2: he has ovary envy

by jazbritney December 16, 2008

ass envy

The only explanation as to why skinny male fashion desiginers make clothes for women that add volume to the hip and buttock region.

Did you see that metallic brocade Marie Antoinette mini that Austin Scarlett made for the Godspell challenge?

Yea!, That skinny white dude has a serious scase of ass envy.

by snowphie66 April 16, 2012