emaloo

emaloo is someone who is crazy, funny and definatley a partier. she is gorgeous, once you see her your gonna wanna bone her.

example 1:
*hot girl passes by*
matt: oh damn, look at her. yo, emaloo wait up, i wanna tap that!

example 2:
*"sexy bitch" by david guetta ft. akon playing. while hot girl drives by*
matt: uhhh ahhhh mmmm *groaning with pleasure*
hot girl looks over, "are you okay?" *noticcing his huge boner*

matt:" yeah, dayummmm emaloo, do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me in themm!"

hot girl: " ahaahah, siiiiike."

by monboner4525 January 27, 2010

Ealia

A calm and nice person who is a leader and never gives up on life

My parents are ealia

by Ealia June 3, 2021

knucks via email

when actual knucks and knucks via airmail (or air knucks) are physically impossible, knucks may be sent through the internet instead... hence knucks via email.

also known as e-knucks

dude 1: hey, did you here that our friend in Cali boned that chick?
dude 2: no way? send him some knucks via email

by Brian Harris August 28, 2006

9 Page Email

An email between two former friends that concretely describes a falling out they went through. This type of email is highly sacred and must never be shown to outsiders' eyes. Only the novelest of citizens are given the right to read it. These type of emails tend to inspire names of songs and destroy vans.

Aaron and Geoff had a falling out so they decided to write a 9 page email that goes through the emotions that they experienced.

by IhateArtsyDouche6 March 2, 2010

email

A means of distributing pr0n and surveys

No practical use found as yet.

I just recieved some more pr0n in teh email.

by soup+ March 3, 2003

Email Strain

It started as a typo for ‘email chain’. It has been related to the shear number of emails one may receive on in given work day.

As in, “Boy, I sure have a case of ‘Email Strain’ today.”

by Mallogic July 9, 2009

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 5, 2008