the college experience

Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.

My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.

by DDMNeo April 1, 2008

ExpertBliss

Expert Bliss is a really good Youtuber

Hey have you seen ExpertBliss's new vid!
Yeah it was amazing

by Defiantly not ExpertBliss January 10, 2018

Expertese

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.

"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."

by qpkarl January 3, 2019

expertware

p100 cheat

expertware is a cheat which makes any other cheat look like a paste

by bignamerhvher December 25, 2020

Expertatitis

expertatitis is a kind of mental disease where people affected with this are very likely to spit out a bunch of useless stuff around their answer, trying to validate & applaud their own expertise! you can find people affected with this on quora all the time, where you will look for an answer, and find these people's answers, but you will need to read through a bunch of useless stuff to find what you are actually looking for. These are the people who give 1 line answer in 10 lines

bro, I hate quora sometimes, because most of the time, I see answers from people who have Expertatitis!

Half of the experts on quora are suffering from Expertatitis!

by InYourFaceDuh September 1, 2021

Experimental Psychology

A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.

Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today

Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.

Person 1: It's statistics.

Person 2: Oh, nevermind

by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009

Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009