Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore

Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty

by Yenia August 31, 2021

Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.

I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass

by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022

Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation

Sorry I was Emptying Bladder

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

literally empty

when you have literally nothing left with a literal literally on the side of verbs

literally its everywhere

wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

Empty Belly Syndrome

A condition that happens to people who are too lazy to make themselves something to eat. This condition usually leads to a watery stool.

I've got Empty Belly Syndrome. I'm just too lazy to get out of bed.

by JoeyBomm January 30, 2024