Greggs Dummy 

A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.

Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.

Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.

Greggs Dummy by BuckT March 2, 2022

Dim dam dummy 

When you friend is doing something utterly stupid and you can't think of anything to call them

You act like you don't have an iPhone....You know how to turn on the GPS right?
Nah give it here you dim dam dummy

Dim dam dummy by Chulosalvaje April 4, 2017

don’t do the dummy

Don’t do the dummy means don’t act stupid , don’t play like you don’t know when you really know.

Girl: who is Mya with heart eyes and heart texting you , Rashad?
Boy: who?
Girl: Don’t do the dummy , you know exactly who tf Mya is

don’t do the dummy by Boochieprincess February 25, 2018

educated dummy 

1: A person who has learned how to argue without ever having learned how to think. Often a casualty of the US education system.

2: A run-of-the-mill dummy who, through repeated beatings in online debate, has learned to craft his comments in such a way that they cannot be easily dismissed as ignorant nonsense, without ever having examined the irrationality at the heart of his stupidity, and after much practice has become an educated dummy.

"You are woefully misinformed. Perhaps, if you had read this irrelevent book, and therefore educated yourself, you would see that I am correct, even though I have made no valid points whatsoever, because I am an educated dummy."

educated dummy by Mister Joshua July 16, 2008

big fat dummy

an individual who does a dumbass thing; resulting in people laughing at them; dummy should be said as dummaaayy

Joe and James stop stealing Mrs. Foy's cnady you big fat dummys

big fat dummy by Joe March 29, 2004

Hartlepool Dummy 

The use of a Greggs Sausage roll or Pasty in place of a child's dummy by the classy young single mothers of Hartlepool.

Oi Tracy, can you not shut that screaming little shit up? Why don't you give it a Hartlepool Dummy

Hartlepool Dummy by Hennie1979 May 21, 2010

Benwell Dummy 

A slang term for a Gregg's savoury pasty (a baked product from the North East of England), referring to the fact that working class townie parents give their kids these to shut them up. Benwell is a particularly poor area of Newcastle upon Tyne.

"He was makin' so much noise, that I gave him a Benwell Dummy."

Benwell Dummy by norton_provirus October 9, 2008