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Comfortably Dumb

1. a state where someone is leaving in a state of catatonic stupor. Said person is so incompetant and so inconprehending that you can drop hints of something being wrong or going wrong bad and the person won't respond or bat an eye. It's a state of being in dream land. As it's said, "Ignorance Is Bliss".

2. a condition where a person "plays dumb" in order to flunk out of a class he or she hates and doesn't want to be in anyhow.
1. for years the economy has been in horrible shape. Many people have been diverted by war shown as entertainment on TV (manipulating prejudices, stereotypes and hateful passions), lovely sexy-but-airheaded bimbos, gossip, and star worship and more. The newscaster throws in a brief bit about the recession then he tells some cockamaimy or cutesy-wutsey heart-tugger tale. The unnoticing, inattentive and unflinching public says "Amen". They have become comfortably dumb.

2. Soozie hated her Business class. She was pressured by her academic advisor to sign up for it, so she intentually flunked all its exams. She acted comfortably dumb to get out a course that bored her to tears.

3, and the paper today
tells of war and waste
then you turn right over to the TV page...

CROWDED HOUSE
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009
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Dumb bitch

Girls (a popular name for them is Caroline) who think they always know what is right but never are and probably need a couple dozen years of intense therapy to get though childhood father trauma.
Damn that girl just crashed her car but she says it’s fine since “she’s a libra.” What a dumb bitch.
by YannyLuarel December 19, 2021
mugGet the Dumb bitchmug.

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
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Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".
by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014
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A dumb a** name

A dumb a** name is common used by DRUNK parents or DUMB parents!
I gave my child a dumb a** name and now they get bullied.
by Itz yo gurl amariah July 22, 2018
mugGet the A dumb a** namemug.

plum dumb

When one is simply as dumb as a plum.
Yall invited me so I’m just being plum dumb.”
by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
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Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.
Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.
by Roper777 November 26, 2018
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