Solid Donkey

"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)

Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?

by Fish Stix March 30, 2010

donkey dusting

a shart occurring while attempting a crop dust; the act of creating a shartifact

I need to go home to change my underwear. I tried to crop dust down the aisle but I was actually donkey dusting.

by iwynr September 09, 2010

Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.

"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"

by ernieTorphan August 25, 2009

swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 25, 2018

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow May 13, 2018

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 23, 2017