donkey dusting

a shart occurring while attempting a crop dust; the act of creating a shartifact

I need to go home to change my underwear. I tried to crop dust down the aisle but I was actually donkey dusting.

by iwynr September 9, 2010

donkey foot

using your foot to pleasure a girls clit

Shall I donkey foot that pussy

by Donkey Foot May 23, 2016

Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.

1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.

by cfoam August 13, 2008

Solid Donkey

"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)

Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?

by Fish Stix March 29, 2010

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017